Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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