So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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