I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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