he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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