Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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