I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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