i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
