Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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