I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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