i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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