i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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