Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
