so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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