Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
They have beer where we have blood.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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