He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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