i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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