just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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