the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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