His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
