why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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