So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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