i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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