So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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