the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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