She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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