I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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