Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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