how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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