is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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