Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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