When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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