This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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