Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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