is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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