you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize