She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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