I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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