One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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