just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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