I showed him my bush... on skype.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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