you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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