sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
