69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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