We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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