i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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