Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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