Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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