He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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