Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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