I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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