How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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