Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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