i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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