Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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