Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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