yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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