problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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