I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
